Sometimes, a song comes along that makes you feel like someone’s taken a tiny cheese grater to your eardrum. Occasionally, one of those songs becomes so insanely popular that you can’t escape it. Even more rarely, you find yourself in the somewhat hypocritical position of simultaneously hating a song and finding it so amusing that you practically long to hear it—if only so you can laugh at it again. These are the songs you secretly downloaded, the songs that have you singing and dancing while simultaneously insulting them. These are five hilariously annoying songs everyone hates to love and loves to hate.